oily paradise

ahh the pretty rainbow refractions in the oily waves lapping onshore.
** soon to be at a perfect beach near you.
All this at no extra cost to you, courtesy of the oil empires.

oily plume

the least happiest whales on the planet 
having to migrate around the infamous BP oil plume
and gee, the president of BP "wants his life back"
get in line doufus,
you should be the LAST person on the planet to "get your life back."